A MINIVAN FULL OF ANGRY HETEROSEXUALS WITH CROOKED TEETH AND EVEN MORE CROOKED WAYS OF GETTING REVENGE (2009) SAM PINK - (Selección)

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En voz de Tim Allen: "urrgggghh?" Jajajaja, me imaginé a Tim Allen con los ojos bien abiertos emitiendo ese gruñido. Y Al que vuelve a emplastarle el culo empolvado de coca en la cara de Tim Allen. Y luego va Al y dice "No me parece, Tim." De todos modos, estoy empezando a recordar, la razón por la cual mis inclinaciones se dirigen más hacia la soledad que a la de a una vagina.

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3 POEMS | SAM PINK

I AM GOING TO JUMP KICK YOUR FACE AND THEN KISS IT

I am going to jump kick your face and then kiss it.

I have been practicing my jump kicks every day

I have been practicing my jump kicks at least three or four times a day.

That means I have performed more jump kicks than the average human.

That means when I jump kick your face you will notice the power.

That means when I jump kick your face, it will mean more than if someone else did it.

After I jump kick your face I will kiss it.

There will be many kisses—
an amount that eventually becomes annoying and vaguely frightening.
They will seem mad.

And I won't even feel emotion while I'm kissing your face.
It will just be something I am doing.