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DEAF TED, DANOOTA, (AND
ME)
Thorg hilly grove and
burly ive,
Big daleys grass and tree
We clobber ever gallup
Deaf Ted, Danoota, and me.
Never shall we partly
stray,
Fast stirrup all we three
Fight the battle mighty
sword
Deaf Ted, Danoota, and me.
With faithful frog beside
us,
Big mighty club are we
The battle scab and frisky
dyke
Deaf Ted, Danoota, and me.
We fight the baddy
baddies,
For colour, race and cree
For Negro, Jew and Bernie
Deaf Ted, Danoota, and me.
Thorg Billy grows and
Burnley ten,
And Aston Villa three
We clobber ever gallup
Deaf Ted, Danoota, and me.
So if you hear a wonderous
sight,
Am blutter or at sea,
Remember whom the mighty
say
Deaf Ted, Danoota, and me
-
(sometimes we bring our
friend, Malcolm.)